Ode to M’s Pub

March 25, 2016 · Posted In: Downtown, Encounter, Lifestyle, Publications

Mirrors Covered in lives And streaked with assignations and carrots on buns and snails and fine wine and fruit in vodka jars as large as your darling’s eyes spying on you from that perfect angle […]

Get Lost

December 4, 2015 · Posted In: Entertainment, Humor, Omaha Magazine, Publications

We pause now for a moment of silence in memory of the plethora, the genus, phylum, and species of old jokes japing the male’s propensity to stubbornly refuse to ask for help on the way to […]

Never Get Involved With a Writer

October 20, 2015 · Posted In: Entertainment, Humor, Omaha Magazine, Publications

Never… Ever… Never, never, get involved with a writer. Now, that is not to say that writers are not nice people.  Many of them are perfectly decent sorts, especially when they are sleeping.  It’s in […]

My Daily Wake

July 17, 2015 · Posted In: Entertainment, Humor, Omaha Magazine, Publications

This article appears in July/August 2015 Omaha Magazine. I get up every weekday morning at 10 minutes after three. Let me repeat, it’s very dark, sometimes very cold, and always very, very, very, early in […]

Not Funny

June 1, 2015 · Posted In: Humor, Omaha Magazine, Opinion, Publications

This column was printed in the 2015 May/June issue of Omaha Magazine. It says right there in an old bio I sent out years ago, “I was once Paul Newman’s bodyguard.” Okay, I lied. Or, […]

Nostalgia

March 9, 2015 · Posted In: Humor, Omaha Magazine, Publications

Originally published in March/April 2015 Omaha Magazine So an old friend said to me, “I used to like living in Omaha, but now it’s too big.” Putting aside for the moment the imprecise nature of […]