Here are the town eccentrics, the artists, the kings and queens of drag, those who love to dance and those attempting to hook up. Here are the civilized, but just as often the debauchers and hedonists, the flat-out jerks, and, at certain times, the tittering bachelorette bacchanals and the best and worst of Husker fandom.
This is the Omaha that dies every Monday morning, then rises again on weekend nights. And they flock to a distinct dance club in droves, all of them, provingโcontrary to a well-worn blurb The New York Times issued once upon a timeโThe Max is no longer the place to be on Saturday nights. Itโs the place where everyone is on Saturday nights.
And tonight, I am one of them.
โPeople coming to The Max for the first time think we just recently opened,โ says Stosh Moran, one of the clubโs staple personalities and partner of owner Bruce Barnard. โThereโs a full crew working during the day to keep The Max looking fresh and new. Bruce is constantly ordering new lights and keeping on top of whatโs new and trending.โ
Itโs too dark to tell, but I think Iโve discovered the lekking grounds of an ancient cult. That is, until a strobe flare overpowers a darkness flecked with polychromatic pin spots and lasers. Iโm in the disco hall, the clubโs most popular room, and a heavy fog of human flesh has been revealed. The air is surprisingly sweet, despite the stagnant humidity generated from perspiring bodies. I move amongst the movement, but Iโm not drunk enough yet to dance.
The blast of light expires and a throng of swaying silhouettes returns. A shirtless man tugs at the bulge in another manโs jeans, drawing him in closer. Two women grind arrhythmically as their mouths attempt to meet, and the hands of a middle-aged man trace the curves of a middle-aged womanโs body. The dance floor doesnโt discriminate.
โNo funny business, but can I touch your beard?โ a young disciple of loosened inhibitions asks. โJust once. Seriously, no funny business.โ
โOkay,โ I say, because, you know, Iโm at The Max, and at what other time can I entertain such an odd request?
As he pets my face, I close my eyes and dissolve into the soundscape, which is loud and hypnotic. โTurn Down For Whatโ segues into a remix of โBaby Got Backโ to the tune, or rather rhythm, of โShots.โ My foot inadvertently taps to the chanting of โButts,โ but Iโm less entranced by the Top-40 pop of yore than the pulsating kick drum that accompanies every tune. Itโs the heart of the club, the bringer of life. The same thump that I had felt under 15th Street as I made my way on foot to the multiplex.
โI remember being shocked by the sheer breadth of itโthe multiple rooms, multiple DJs, and endless bars,โ says Homorazzi blogger, Nic Opp, who reviewed The Max last year. โI think in the gay communities across North America, weโre more used to seeing the traditional dive bar that we have all mostly grown so fond of. In major cities, you see the bigger spaces as expected, but it was completely unexpected of Omaha as an outsider.โ
I retreat to a room called the Arena, which radiates the sensation of slow motion, especially after experiencing the disco hall. Here, the contrast of bright and dark dissolves to an ocher dim. Hip-hop plays at half-volume and half-speed, and a small, esoteric cult pantomimes carnal rhythms on the showroom stage. Iโm a convert, but only in spirit, for Iโve found a comfortable spot at the bar. Oh, and more importantly Iโve found God, or a real-life bartender that acknowledges I exist.
This, of course, is not an indictment on the clubโs service, but a testament to the capacity they host. And what with the wild pack of rum-thirsty bros roaming the facility at all hours, itโs amazing that anyone gets a drink at all. But The Max gives us all the sort of room we need to find relief from our working lives, whether it be in the main floor lounge, the upstairs billiards lounge, the outdoor garden, the disco hall or the Arena.
โItโs unlike any other environment in Omaha,โ says Mike Mogler, who isnโt afraid to take his shirt down a few buttons and leave it all on the dance floor. โItโs a place to be yourself and have as much fun as possible. Itโs also the best place to dance in Nebraska!โ